Welcome to my personal space! Get to know me better through my journey, interests, and achievements.
Did you know there's almost 4,000 lines of code to make this website?! (That's a lot of lines of code!)
I'm a 13 year old boy who loves anything to do with technology and dad jokes. I also tell horrible dad jokes.
If you see a crime at an apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
Year 8
Playing with smart home devices and exploring the latest tech innovations
Love travelling all across the country and exploring the world
Always love gaming and discovering new adventures
I play euphonium and piano, expressing myself through different musical styles
Love playing with my team and the competitive spirit of the game
2023 - First and last service award for contributing so much to my primary school
2024 - Best in French in my grade
2025 - Bronze badge for getting 36 heroic awards in a single stage
My side hustle where I sell t-shirts and other merchandise. I handle everything from design to fulfillment.
Running Transnology while balancing school keeps me busy, but I enjoy the creative and business sides of it.
🛒 TransnologyCheck out some of my other web projects and creations! (Psst. don't worry, I wasn't making these in y8, I updated this goldmine just then.)
Ooh, sneak peak. I'm building this at the moment. It's a... work in progress...
Click, toggle, slide, and spin to your heart's content! Also, I bet you can't click the clicker fidget more than 30 times.
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Get ready to groan! Here are some of my favorite jokes (warning: they're pretty bad!)
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs!
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why don't elephants use computers?
They're afraid of the mouse!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
A king fish!
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
It's two tired!
Need another laugh? Click the button for a random joke!
Click the button below for a joke!
Click and clack, thirty times in a row,
and watch the site begin to glitch and glow.
Slide with force, too fast, too far,
and the screen will warp—quite bizarre.
Type a greeting in French, and don't be late,
a buttery pastry will soon animate.
If you're craving Italian food, here's a tease:
search the brothers or their favorite cheese.
Tap in the code from the gaming hall,
↑↑↓↓←→←→BA will unlock it all.
And if you're patient, just wait and see,
a bouncing DVD may set itself free.
If you type the line that Scott always said,
he'll pop up laughing: "That's what she said!"
Find all the secrets, and you will see,
this site has more than what meets the 'www'.
Think you know me well? Take this 8-question quiz about my page!
Once you start, the page will blur to prevent cheating. Good luck!